"We shore got those suckers good," said Sturm Wellington, Junker First Class. "I pulled up mah Thrasher, which is like the RV of the skies, and stole plenty!"
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| Salvage 'n Thiefen pilots desperately salvage before the law arrives. |
The four members of the Salvage 'n Thiefen' Wing have been training for months to pull off a coordinated salvage heist against local militia groups.
"Allya here learnt how to find these folks with her....hold on one sec," said Stetin. "Honey, what do you call that damn space lookey thinger?"
"I call it 'space noodlin'" explained Griff Tarken. "Plus, the salvage sure pays the bills better than a durn catfish I'll tell you what."
"Good eatin' though."
The local population in Motsu was less enthusiastic about the salvage heist conducted by the four members of Genetisystems.
"These lazy hicks think they are so superior for stealing what is rightfully ours," complained one victim. "They are probably all dickless."
"Yeah, look at what that big city educating got them now, huh?" said Wellington. "Go write your congressman, you nancies."
Concord was contacted for comment, but had nothing to say on the subject.
I wonder if that dumbass ever considered that some of us don't consider being dickless a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh, I don't reckon they got no reason to be mad at nobody, mmm hmm.
ReplyDeleteI can git a lot a scrap tin for mah space shed with that scratch, I tell ya whut!