"A lot of us are flying really good ships now," said Allya Modrane, CEO of Genetisystems. "It'd be a shame to lose them to pirates when we could hire others to do this for us."
"Our benefits plan is comprehensive," explained Sturm Wellington, Director. "We offer no ship replacement, no encouragement, and no share of the loot."
"What you do receive is the right to fly with us and shield good pilots like Train Tracks, Stetin, and XivOps from certain and ugly doom."
"Some would call it a stepping stone into the hallowed ranks of Genetisystems," said Cheif Astartes, renowned combat pilot and former pirate. "Not me, but some."
Pilots interested in a Meat Shield position should be able to supply and fly a battlecruiser with an excellent tank, preferably two for when their primary ship is destroyed. Interested parties should inquire with Ranger McFriendly, who, by his very name sake, is nice.
We'll also accept pilots who can field freighters. The hit points of those things should allow the rest of us to warp away safely.
ReplyDeleteHmm...Ranger McFriendly...that name rings a bell. Wasn't he the guy who podded some fool in Onnamon a few weeks ago? It was in all the papers.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he was carrying on friendly conversation while blowing up the other guy's pod...