As CEO, leader, and High King of Yellow Star "Corporation" I must vehemently object to the allegations regarding our trusted member Ishannar made in the "newspaper" written by your member Sturm Wellington. After careful investigation we have determined the corpse is not dressed like a mariachi singer, but in an outfit one of our members obtained from the private quarters of a local pilot named Stetin, whom Ishannar admires very much. The corpse is therefor made to resemble him closely and is allowed to attend special tea parties and philosophical lectures organised for it. Ishannar has requested I make the following statement in his name:
Mr. Wellington seems a person of a modest, decent and unassuming disposition, but I must point your attention to his drooping eyelids and sagging chin, which indicate an untrustworthy karakter. I urge you to ignore his well-meant but misinformed ramblings and agree that we must be friendly to the less fortunate in this world. It is only the noble thing to do. Therefor I suggest he be provided with work suitable to his abilities, perhaps flying a garbage skow or light duties as a janitor.
I assume you will take this complaint seriously and will surely take swift action against this brigand.
Thanks in advance,
Klyo Tarren.
King of all that is and will be,
CEO of Yellow Star Corp
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